The Host Duel
Max vs Chad, over time
Both hosts' ELO after every challenge DARC-3E has rated. Where the lines cross, the crown changed hands.
DARC-3E's Track Record
The rater, held accountable: the odds it sets from the ratings, and how its picks would have fared if you backed the favorite in every decisive host duel.
The Leaderboard
Guests are tagged provisional until they log 5+ challenges. Small samples make ELO volatile, so DARC-3E discounts confidence accordingly.
What if?
Flip the result of any decisive head-to-head and watch DARC-3E recompute every rating live.
The Record Books
The extremes DARC-3E has logged across every rated challenge.
The Tiers
Where each host wins
Head-to-head splits across the six challenge types DARC-3E recognises. Only Max-vs-Chad decisive rounds are counted here.
Strengths by category
Win rate per challenge type, Max vs Chad overlaid.
Competitive Integrity
Cold Ones isn't a competition so much as a study in refusing to lose. DARC-3E logs every refusal, excuse, goalpost-move, denial and cheat, each anchored to a transcript quote. More cope, less integrity.
Liver Damage
Everything a person was actually forced to consume as a penalty, on the record.
Every challenge, scored
The Butterfly Effect
How one word or decision cascaded into chaos. DARC-3E reconstructs the chain of consequences; the links are inferred, but every step is anchored to a verbatim transcript quote.
The Oracle
Pick a matchup and a category; DARC-3E returns a verdict computed from the data.